Your Stars - Feb 2016

I don't believe in Astrology, but apparently that's because I'm a Libra. Anyhow...

Squirrius, the Nutcollector

Your cusp is on the ascendant. Prepare to meet thy matchmaker.
Lucky Fish: Pollock

Scabies, the Elephant

You enter the room, but everyone ignores you.
Lucky Dog: Ralph, the Spaniel

Doorbell, the Debtcollector

Beware of falling marionettes.
Lucky Skin Condition: Dandruff

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